Andrea by Sharad Tanwar

Written by one my friend's sharad tanwar out of pure boredom...I can't verify whether the facts stared below are true...it's upto the reader's imagination to assume what he may find true/fake...enjoy............................................................................................................................................

Andrea

I HAVE WRITTEN SOMETHING WHICH MIGHT HAVE HAPPENED LAST WEDNESDAY. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LIKE TO WRITE. PLEASE BEAR WITH ME THIS TIME TOO AND READ THIS!!! I GUARANTEE YOU WONT REGRET IT!!! IT CONTAINS A LIL R+ stuff!!but dont let that offend you or dissuade you frm reading this!!! we are all 18+ and im pretty sure your parents had the talk with you!! read on!!!

I’m not even sure if this really happened as it was all a blur the next day, but It might have been the best night of my life….Yeah I know I said that the party with my pals last Saturday was awesome, but this trumped everything and anything I have ever experienced in my tiny but risqué life.

My life hasn’t been the same since past 5 months now. CAT study, Heartbreak, Health issues, battling diseases, leaving town in a month are only the tip of the iceberg. There is more from where that came from. But that’s a different story altogether and for some other sober, drunk state. Let’s get on with this one. I really want to pen this down before details get hazy and I drown myself in a pit of self-pity. LOL.

I read somewhere in the newspapers that Wednesday was becoming the new Friday for people wanting to party and all. I’m not sure if you know this but Wednesday has been designated ‘ladies night’ at some joints. Although, I came to know this after that fateful night.

So It started off as a lame Wednesday as expected.  Battling viral and other unmentionable stuff for the past two weeks had me down and out. Add to that GYM withdrawal symptoms and you have cocktail for a very typical pathetic guy who still lives with his mommy!! (Let’s not go down that road though)

So around 6pm, fed up from studying and masquerading in my new string bikini(YES THEY HAVE IT FOR MEN TOO) I dared myself to do the unexpected. “Let’s go to a watering hole tonight and ill drink myself silly” I said to myself in the mirror.

A mischievous grin ran amok on my face. I dashed to my table and picked up my phone to call CJ, Dhalla and the others. Manik had been begging to go out to some nightclub (?) ,etc. I imagined manik’s boyish grin and proclamation of his undying love for me while dialing CJ’s number. But I stopped midway.

What was I thinking?? This shouldn’t be some rappers’ inc getaway or some booze party with the guys. It had to be different and plus it was October Fest. I took a quick bath and donned on some tee with my favorite jeans, put on my sneakers and took along some extra cash just to be on the safer side. It proved to be a masterstroke as I got to know later. But while I was doing all this mundane work, my brain was working at hyperspeed. I had never gone to a pub at night, and now I was daring myself to go alone!!! I had no girlfriend per se so I had no choice but to do it alone. I did think of calling Niharika but MEH!!! She never picks up. I racked my brains for some other chick but all of them are engaged to someone else or wouldn’t dare stepping outside their sanctuaries!! “FUCK IT” I said out aloud!!

I went downstairs and told my mum that I had a dinner with pals and the usual BS. Imagine a 21 year old guy lying to his parents about going out. Yeah that’s the life I have been living. Once down the curb of my street, I took a left to the Ring road AND at that moment I realized that silly old me had no clue where’s the party at!!! LITERALLY!!!! I racked my brains for some clubs-agni ,LAP , Poison ivy(?), rockmann’s(hardly a pub), capitol, F-bar, etc,etc.. But all these sounded either pretentious or simply LAME!! I had heard these names from pals, acquaintances, chicks, etc  and I was in no mood to bump into someone I knew. I wanted to try something different and I wanted to be a SOLO ACT tonight!! ‘NO ONE drinks beer alone JACKASS’  a voice in my head similar to dhallu sneered at me !!! Ignoring it I drove towards Rajouri garden to pick up couple of beers before heading out to greener pastures. Also I had no clue as to where my night would be spent today!!! As I took out couple of Carlsberg’s from the fridge at that liquor shop, I heard couple of oldtimers boasting about the amazing time they had yesterday at FIRANGI PANI. The lanky, freckled and spiked hair ‘DUDE’ was telling the other one about the amazing ‘PHOREN’ chicks that made their way there. Even though I was a greenhorn in this area,I brushed them off as dicktards who had nothing better to do. But then they mentioned the magic word.

“Man,was that polish chick hot or what? No matter what I did she wouldn’t let me buy a drink. I wish I could meet her again.”  The bullshit conversation went on but I had already tuned out. POLISH CHICK I had heard!!! I don’t know how many of you know this but I have an indomitable  attraction for Polish chick. And the urge to check out this place was insatiable from that time on.

I grabbed the Beers, dashed to my car. I knew where FIRANGI PANI was, so I went GodSpeed to Gurgaon!! Although you might be having trouble thinking as how a rule-abiding jack like me could drink-n-drive..but Drink-n-drive I did and how!!!

Ambience mall has a god damn busy parking lot and it takes forever to go inside. There was this cab in fronta me when I entered their premises!! It stopped around the B-Entrance. Couple of expatriate chicks got out. I was surprised because usually they have some male company with em. I couldn’t exactly see em in the night ,but one was a long, broad blond which could make any man’s day or for that matter night!! I couldn’t make out the other one but she was shorter with jet-black hair with crimson streaks in her hair. Just as they stepped onto the ,the light hit the em and I skipped a beat and almost crashed into the cab ahead !! the blonde was good looking ,YES!! But it was the pretty lass with the red streaks that caught my eye!!! i don’t intend to demean my ex-girlfriends or anything, but I quote here “THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON I HAD EVER SEEN IN MY NONEXISTENT LIFE”!!! and to make matters worst ,her smile could even make Pankaj sir(10th grade MATHS) jump for joy!!! Man oh man!!! I was awestruck!!! I had to know her...I just had to!!!i went to the next entrance and called over the valet to take my car away as I had ‘pressing’ matters to attend to!!

I practically flew from the car to the elevator.  Level 0 I screamed and like  a madman I pressed the button repeatedly. Time was of the essence. Stairs or elevator?? It was at Level 3 as of now. I ran upstairs to the  level 0 and the second entrance, but there was no sign of her!!! My heart started to sink. Just when I thought I had found ‘her’, the die had been cast..the arrow had been shot!!! i couldn’t believe this wasn’t going to go any further!!!! Frantically I ran down the aisle to the entrance number 1.. There were plenty BMWs but no fuckin Polish Dreamgirl which those oldtimers had boasted about!!!!!

I facepalmed myself so hard that people looked at me like im some maniac!! i sat at the bench outside the skullcandy store to catch my breath!! I couldn’t believe I hadn't ran faster!! Or I waited for the fuckin elevator when destiny was playing its game!!! FUCK IT!!!

‘tonight’s the night for drowning to make up for another failure in LIFE. Just y couldn’t I have ran for her straight and left the fuckin car in the parking.’ I was so mad at myself!!! As I made my way to Firangi Pani, her image wouldn’t leave me. She was stuck on my brain like a chewing gum to the car!!!

It was around 9:30pm when I reached level no. 3!!! I got out of the elevator and turned to the passageway leading to Firangi Pani. As I stepped down the couple of stairs outside Firangi Pani, my heart sank for the second time tonight. It was Wednesday and today’s certified “LADIES NIGHT”. So I either need to be a female homo sapien with incredible jugs(ohk kidding about the big jugs thingy) or  need to have atleast one on my side to gain access to the place. Or I need to be a expatriate none of which was gonna happen today!!!Just when I was cursing my luck to come out alone ,  I saw a  ‘Flash of Red ‘ in the corner of my eye. I turned and gasped as I saw those chicks from downstairs walking towards me!!! Obviously the blond with that snobbish look on her face was also there but I had eyes only for that pretty lady with those red streaks. She had a pinkish-white Guess tee (how I knew the brand would be revealed later) on with rugged black denim lowers!!! If there was a time I was to go weak in the knees, well THIS WAS IT!!! My face was so flush with color, it was a surprise I did not have smoke rising over my head. The blond who was walking provocatively to outdo my GIRL(yes im calling her that..SUE ME) wore something similar..but who gave a fuck?? Ohk the male sapiens would wanna know what she wore so the blond had a canary yellow halter top with a pendant flirting with her cleavage!!!! But  believe me I had eyes only for my red haired delight!!! As luck would have it , they looked like goin into Firangi Pani itself.

And at that moment I knew I had to make a move. I went straight to them and said, ”umm..hey there,what’s up?”. They looked at me if I was some creature who came out at night only to devour polish chicks(I did not know they were polish at that point). Before they could answer anything I blurted “I’m sorry to disturb you but could u help me get into the pub?? It’s ladies nights only and im a solo act today”. I gave them my innocuous smile which proclaimed I’m a kitten..LOVE ME!! :D

The Blondie ,the snob she was, looked at me and said “We’r not sure”.  At that moment I realized It was a good thing I brought my extra cash!!

“how about I treat you both to drinks?? I may not look cool, but I wont let you down”

I stared at that redhead at that point and drinking in her beauty with my eyes!! I swear I could have stood there all night just staring at her and not saying a word. At that exact moment she said with a smirk “Sure?? I can drink quite a lot!!”

“we’ll see!!” i shot back!!

“so what do we have to do here??”

“Nothing” I said. ”one of you has to accompany me cause stag acts are frowned upon tonight”.

A giggle escaped her.  She said something to the blond who walked off into the BAR with that same snobbish grin. “polish??” I exclaimed. “hmmm..you know polish?” she asked me. “nah..have couple of polish pals. But I have to tell you it’s a delight to listen to them and YOU.”(polish pals existed only on FB but who cares).  If looks could kill, then I died at that moment coz the smile she gave floored me completely!!!

“ Im Sharad. Or Shady like most people call me. I don’t know much polish but you’re piękne(beautiful)!!! ” . she looked at me with those amber-blue eyes and said   "Im Andrea..you’re pretty sweet yourself. I guess you werent kidding when you said you’ll be good company.i cant speak english well though i can understand it." I smiled at her

" l’ll manage. But i have a feeling that i need not be drunk to get high tonight." and let her lead the way to the pub. i did not see how she reacted but i knew i had gained some brownie points coz she held my arm as we walked to the bar.

The brawny guy at the door gave me a through check using his eyes and then gave me a thumbs up when Andrea had gone in. I smiled and thanked him.

The place was pretty good with a cozy ambience and 70's rock and jazz playing. the place was mostly filled with foreign chicks who kept to themselves. A couple was dancing in fronta that jukebox which had funky neon lights on it! I gave myself a virtual high 5 in my mind as i knew Andrea was goin nowhere. the blond was sitting on the counter flirting with the bartender already. we made our way over to her. we ordered beers at first. i tipped the bartender to make the blond's drink strong from that point on!! Andrea introduced me to that blond who was called Christy.LIKE I GAVE A FUCK.

"lets sit somewhere"i said and eyed the bartender. The bartender filled a shot glass for christy and she excitedly said "you guys go.ill join up later."

then me and andrea made our way over to that table in the far corner which had a cosy yet exciting feel. you could say it had make out written all over it!! i grabbed her hand lightly yet firmly enough to tell her that i  was SO INTERESTED!!

we reached the end of the pub and andrea slipped into the couch seats!! Being the gentleman that i was, i began to position myself opposite to her. My upbringing had taught me to sit opposite a lady!! But Andrea did not let my hand go and asked me to sit next to her.

"Not so fast kochanie(polish word for sweetheart)" and slipped opposite to her. She gave me a fierce but admiring look . "i'll call you that. 'kochanie' you really feel like one." Mind you our fingers  were still twined together. i kept looking at her with the same innocent look. she kept staring back. it was like we were talking with our eyes. we needed no words.

Andrea tilted her head to her side and played with her eyes. i replied back with a Heh and a sharp gaze. she bit her lower lip and motioned with her finger asking me to come home. i guess the initial drink and the music was setting the tone just right for flirtation..

i motioned with a nod and asked what did she want. she motioned back with a sexy shrug. i smiled and called out to the waiter. "'a greygoose on the rocks' and for you milady??"

she pointed at herself and said "vodka-martinis only for this girl" heh!! she was so cute!!! We got our drinks with a mug of ice and some chips.

"So what your story kochanie?? what do you do??" she asked.."well i finished grad school and im a certified Engineer in IT."

"BLAH!!! why are all you Indians so intoTECH?? There is so much else to do then just tapping at keyboards and stuff" she said.

 "well coz We guys arent tall enough as White people or well endowed like black people..we're quite brainy you see!!! Also we are said to be great lovers,even better than FRENCH" i added with a smirk.

she smiled naughtily "we'll see about that later".

we both took long draughts of our resp. drinks."you seem to be enjoyin your drink quite a lot" i said tartly.

"what do you expect?? its for free.but to be true,im enjoyin your company too"

"heh..really??awww..thats good to hear.SO..whats on your end?? how did this delightful polish lass end up in INDIA??"

"Long story short..me and christy came with a group of pals to India on a research trip. we'r doin research on the Third World countries and my team got India!! I'm doin my double grad in mass communication. "

"Journalism?? No.NO. i plan to be in Research and development in the THIRD WORLD. make some documentaries,etc and prolly move onto some commercial stuff and get a OSCAR or something by 40"

"WHOA!!!! thats something that you've thought!!! i hope i see you in 15-20 years on television getting OSCAR for the best sweettalker " i laughed out loud..she made a angry face but couldnt resist smiling later!! i pressed her hands firmly and said "you'll get your oscar,kochanie" i smiled..

"THATS MY WORD!! you're not suppose to use it!!" she screamed mockingly..

"fine..fine..agreed.." and then there was silence again..it wasnt awkward but it wasnt what i wanted..i wanted more of this chick..more..her every action made me more crazy for her..i couldnt stop gaping at her. Her smooth features with those black hair with red streaks!!! Her amber-blue eyes were a treat to watch and they flicked about occasionally checking me out too..

"Man i would like some olives myself" eying her martini!!! "here "she said and scooped out an olive outta her martini and held it out to me.I ate the olive straight from her hand,biting her finger a lil in the process!!! she did not put back her hand and let me nibble on her fingertip.

"thanx..kinda sour!" i remarked!! she was staring at me contently now,sipping her martini in process!! "Did i tell you that i have fetish for hands and yours are remarkably beautiful"

"really?? i had no clue..But is that whats got your attention??" she said in mock-disbelief..

"I'm guessing you already have an idea as to what's got my attention" i checked her from her fingertips to her flowing locks to the sequined deep cut tee she had on.I dont know what look i had in my eyes but it might have let out my intentions for tonight already..

"arent you gonna have something to eat?" she asked. "Oh yes,i want to but what i desire isnt on the menu." mischievously i grinned

"Oh, could i help you out there??" I had no idea how many greygoose i had downed or how many olives she had with her martini but i knew there was no stopping us. "actually you can. you are what i desire" and with that i got up and sat next to her.

"so, still mind helping me out??" "i dunno..Maybe!!" she said while licking her lips. she was breathing heavily. i traced my fingers over her arm to her shoulder and to her neck and then to her ears.i played around with the tips of her ear and the slant of her nose. i ran my hand over her chin but caressing her neck in the process. i kept playing with her hair,her eyes,ears and only lord know what else. but my eyes never left hers. i kep staring at those amber-blue eyes falling more deep into them. and then suddenly i snapped..

i grabbed her by her neck and before anyone knew we were kissing each other. i slipped my tongue in her sweet piehole. martinis are good here, i thought. her mouth felt like velvet but velvet which might be on fire. even with the ice we had with our drinks , the heat was indomitable. i have no idea how long we had been kissing or when i started to make my way into her shirt. i unpinned her bra in one swift motion. "you're quite good at that.Have  loads of practice??" "Well, Talent baby. "

and then we started kissing again but this time with her right boob in my left hand. She's pretty big for a European i thought!! i caressed her assets over and over again with my hand with circling her aureole with my fingertips. i did not touch her nipples even once. i kept teasing her with that. she kept pushing herself towards me.and at that moment i cupped her breast with her nipple between my fingers. i played with her nipple like it was some radio control!!! We did not stop kissing even once!!! we broke apart only to check out the lust in our eyes. i started kissing her cleavage and moving onto her neck. i circled from one side to another and moved to her ear. my tongue played with her and she moaned in delight!!!

i traced my tongue to her lips which were a lil puffy with all the kissing we had done. BUT they still screamed for attention. "Lets get out of here" i told her. She kissed me and said "i'm too late for to join my friends at the hotel.".. "we'll go to my place then. What do we do about Christy ??"

She made her dress while i did her hair. as she pinned her bra, i kept running my fingers through her hair!! Man,i dont know how to describe this. Words escape me to describe that moment. we held our hands together and rose up. The bartender motioned us to come over and then handed us a note from Christy which roughly said "I'm off..did not want to disturb you,love christy" I suddenly felt respect for Christy which i hadnt felt all night..

Andrea was prolly feeling the same thing coz there was relief on her face. "So your place or mine??" she said.. "I will take you wherever you wanna go but first we dance a lil" it was 11 on my clock and i knew i had time till 12 atleast. She was reluctant n was muttering something about her two left feet. "i'm no good either " and pulled her closer to me. the jukebox belted out some ambient music from gorillaz which made her slippery in my grasp. She moved like a snake to the music, going down and shaking her hips along. She threw her hair back while coming up and kissed me full on my lips!!! we just stood there for some time kissing each other without giving a damn about what others thought!!

"i cant take it anymore "she said. "Let's go." We practically ran to the elevator. As we entered the elevator which was luckily empty at that point, i grabbed her from behind. "i saw you getting off your cab today early evening and i knew i had to know you. I'm not sure what transpired in me as usually i'm neither this bold or this high, but i can tell you this, I'll never have this extraordinary a night in my life. I'm glad i saw you downstairs. I'm glad it was a ladies night today. i'm glad you came to that pub. I'm glad you like me. I'm glad Christy left. I'm glad this elevator was empty. and I'm glad i have you in my arms right now" She turned around with a horrified look in her eyes like i said something outrageous,insulting. "I'm sorry..i didnt mean to scare you" i blurted.  A giggle escaped her.She was laughing while looking at my face. "i'm sorry kochanie.I was kidding. I'm even more glad then you are" and she came close and kissed me!!

I got my car to the DND flyover and flew like the wind to my house. I was committing another traffic offense today and i was doing 120 in a 80kmph zone!!!!!

suddenly she screamed. "STOP THE CAR!!!!!".. The car screeched to a stop. petrified i asked "What happened??" "Nothing" she said "I need some sugar" and jumped on me and started kissing me. TRAFFIC PEOPLE BE DAMNED.. INDIAN MORAL POLICE BE DAMNED. MY PARENTS BE DAMNED!!! No one was going to stop me today. We made out for 10 minutes or so and then we headed out for my pad(I know im glorifying my house but whatever)!!  i called my sister up and asked her to open the backdoor which led straight into her room.

we reached my place at around 12 and dropped her in the dark alley behind my house. My sister was already waiting for us there. I thanked my sister and promised to buy her whatever the hell fluffy pink gift she wanted. She took her to my room and i went around and came from the front. my heart was beating so fast,i thought it might explode!!! i said goodnight to my grandparents on the ground floor and came upstairs. i took a bottle of water to the second floor which lead to the  compound and me and my brother's room. THANK GOD his lights were off!!! i went straight to my room which was DARK. i was puzzled as she should have reached upstairs already. i went in and turned on the lights and it was a moment to behold. Andrea lay on my bed wearing nothing but her underwear which mind you was lacy black!! women and their black lingerie!!! It makes me go crazy!!! i took off my shirt and jumped onto her..i kissed her for only god knows how long.

We broke off and she said ”Do you have rubber??”.At that moment I thanked my friend who had once [EDIT]asked me to get rubber for him[EDIT]. I had bought rubber for him alright but also got one for myself..JUST IN CASE. As they say, BE READY ALWAYZ!! Ready I was!!!

I jumped off my bed and said “ hope you like chocolate” and pulled off flavored rubber/condoms from my desk drawer. i switched on the A/C and slipped into bed with her. She grabbed my dick and started rubbing it as if it needed any more stimulation. I gave her the condom who masterfully slipped it on my dick. Then she gave me the best head I have ever received or prolly ever receive in future!!

Just as she pulled me over her, I softly said this in her ear “I’m not sure what this means to you. This might be a one night stand for you and you’ll prolly be gone in the morning never to see me again. But before we go any further I’ll only say that this night means a lot to me and I know this might be a major turn off in one night stands but I LOVE YOU!!! I DO!!” and I hugged her tight. She said nothing. Kept stroking my buzz-cut hair. “oh btw..i haven’t ever done it and this is prolly my first time and I might SUCK BIGTIME”I blurted

She laughed out so hard..she had tears down her eyes.. ”don’t worry kochanie.ill teach you everything”. Tight foreskin be damned, possible sexual transmitted diseases be damned, ex-girlfriends be damned, friends be damned, parents be damned, possible interracial indo-polish kids be damned..I WANTED THIS,,I  WANTED HER.. SO BAD!!!!!

Quietly as anyone could,I slipped inside her. There was a growing warmth around my dick, of which I was quite proud of!! “mmmmmmm” she moaned approvingly!!! I cant be more explicit as women would read this too..So, we did it for around 20 minutes and prolly 3 times!!! I had explored every part of her body. Traced each mole to the other and back.  Im not sure of positions or anything but pretty sure I did all of them.

I had my A/C at 16 degrees but even then we were sweating like anything. We were like rabbits in the heat!! I carried her to the shower in my arms and she smiled at me lovingly!!! Cold water hit us like COLD-RELIEF on our bodies. We bathed together but even then our desire was insatiable. We made out once more in the bathroom. I wiped her body dry and we both jumped in the bed and cuddled together.

“I Love You” i said to her softly. “Do we have a chance in the future??” she said nothing but turned towards me and hugged me!! She kept nibbling on my earlobe and dunno when i slipped into deep slumber!!

I was greeted with sunlight on my face. I tried getting up but couldn’t. there was this incredible buzz in my head which threatened to split it into two!!! I tried remembering what had happened yesterday..i just couldn’t.. I got up a lil and then it struck me!!! I had had the best night of my life!! Andrea..i pined for her!!i got up and found a note stuck to my table.

In a scrawny handwriting she had written..”I had the most amazing time yesterday , kochanie .thank you. I’m sorry for not answering any of your questions yesterday..Forgive me for that. I hope we meet again..i so do..Love Andrea..PS: used your brush and toothpaste..hope you don’t mind!!”

I fell hard on  my chair and let the gushing emotions flood over me!! I wished she came back..i so wish. I had an arrow stuck in my heart which could only be pulled out by her!! But I doubt she would..thats what one-night stands are supposed to be i guess..reality is harsh!!! But I loved every moment I spent with her..she is imprinted in my head never to fade!!! So there u are guys, the story of that eventful Wednesday!!! You have to decide and see if this was real or not!! Coz from my point of view it looks Surreal!!!

Update: I received a message the night I was writing this. It read “kochanie, ill be there again at 9 on Wednesday again..Cya!! love!!” apparently she had called her cellphone through mine and stored my number..but you don’t want to hear about that do you?? You’re prolly waiting for Wednesday like me!! :)